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1. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. 2. If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. 3. If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." 4. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers ..